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  • Birmingham West Midlands, GB
  • 26 Female, Virgo
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  • Member Since: 2006-09-14
  • Relationship Status: Whatever
  • Orientation: Straight
  • Smoke: No
  • Children: Someday
  • Education: Some College
  • Occupation: Writer/Editor/General Blue Collar Philanphrapist!!!

About Me:

Let's see, let's start with things I like...
Hats
Big Earrings...I have tiny ears and only half an ear lobe
Shoes...especially red shoes
Lips...cause I like kissing...sorry bad joke...boys...sorry mean
The 80's...soft rock kicks ass... Darryl and John I Luv U
Leland Chapman...don't ask me why, but I AM NOT ASHAMED
Maury Povich...one can never have enough DNA tests
Dancehall Queens/Ghetto Fabolous Hoochies...god bless thier bleached skin, thier lined lips, over done eyes, multi coloured weaved stylings, gold chain sporting, gold tooth having, gold lame wearing glory...god thier faboulous
Josesphine Baker...it makes me weep that I missed out on her fabolous glory in the flesh.
My Ipod
Bill Withers, Marvin Gaye, Stevie Wonder, The Stylistics
The word Vile
Stephen Fry...if only I had a penis
80's Soul & R&B...you don't know until you've heard you some Al B Sure!
Men who scream...only real men scream
Prince...sexy
Wolfmother...like I said I like men who scream
Undergraound hip hop, Atmosphere, Aesop Rock, Sa-ra Creative Partners, Gym Class Heroes, Murs, Pigeon John...I could go on and on...fuck Kanye
Old School LL Cool J...Mama Said Knock You Out...best album ever
Old School Hip Hop...The Real Roxanne, Heavy D, Gradmasters Flash & Caz
New York...I've been coverted

Things I don't like (or simply don't get)
My job...as always
Sarah Silverman...maybe it's the great atlantic divide...but seriously I don't get it...I got it 10 years ago when Jenny Macarthy did it...plus she was hot doing them
Beyonce...serously I wish this beaved corperate R&B drone would go have a baby or something...Josephine Baker died with Josephine Baker...I always thought Kelly was prettier...oh take Rihanna with you...and Ashanti...and Cassie...and..
New School LL Cool J...should have retired after G.O.A.T...seriously retire
Porn...don't get me wrong I loove me some sex...and if you get paid to do something you looove more power to you, there's just things I could go with out seeing...DP for example
Thin pretty girls who moan ...fuck, your thin and pretty go suck a dick and call it a day
Two face people...stop being a pussy and say it to my face
Pete Dogerty...igonore it and I'll go away...or die...
People who glorify the usless...see the above
Peas

Interests:

Writing, Slepping, Trying New Things, Sleeping, Hanging Out With Friends, Sleeping, Chasing Men I Can Never Attain Whilst Rejecting The Ones Who Need To Retain Themselves (back in the dark woods they came from), Sleeping, Going To Concerts, and err...Sleeping (Oh and also like to lay in bed and do nothing though I only get to do that on Sunday's those are ME days), Reading

Favorite Music:

The Specials, A Tribe Called Quest, Toots & The Maytals, Red Hot Chili Peppers, Wu Tang Clan, Ghostface Killah, Method Man, Jill Scott, Seu Jorge, Buena Vista Social ClubFloetry, Aretha Franklin, Dusty Springfield, Lisa Standsfield, N.E.R.D, The Pharcyde, Common, Notorious BIG, Chaka Khan, Janet Jackson, De La Soul, Outkast, Big Daddy Kane, Stevie Wonder, Talib Kweli, LL Cool J, John Legend, Busta Ryhmes, Marvin Gaye, Guru, Eric B & Rakim, Beastie Boys, MC Lyte, Queen Latifah, Mos Def, The Rapture, Pete Philly & Perquisite, Jack Johnson, Bedouin Soundclash, Amy Winehouse, Nat King Cole, The Beat, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Fun Lovin Criminals, Sizzla, Sam Cooke, Astrud Gilberto, Jay Z, Martha Reeves & The Vandellas, Barry White, Beck, Nina Simone, Nikka Costa, Moloko, Portishead, The Sugababes, Tv On The Radio, Slick Rick, Van Hunt, Cham, Elephant Man, Lady Saw, Barrington Levy, Kurtis Blow, Cold Crush Brothers, Kate Bush, Wolfmother, Gnarles Barkley, Nouvelle Vague, The Wailers, The Temptaions, The Skatalites, The Eurythmics, Born Jamericans, Black Sheep, Blackalicious, Cee-Lo, Pussycat Dolls, Mary J Blige, Bunny Wailer, Salt N Pepa, Peter Tosh, Snoop Dogg, Juliette & The Licks, Prince, Ray Lamontagne, Boyz II Men, Buju Banton, Donna Summer, Sly & The Family Stone, M.I.A, Missy Elliott, Black Sheep, Leaders Of The New School, Tracey Chapman, Chet Backer, Gil Scott-Heron, Pete Roc & Cl Smooth, Heavy D & The Boyz, Lisa Lisa & Cult Jam, Sugarhill Gang, KRS One, The Hives, The Vines, The Gap Band, Five Star, well i'll take a chance on pretty much anything as long as it isn't Hard Rock or Trance (I hate angry music)

Favorite Movies:

Fame, Y Tu Mama Tambien, The Breakfast Club, Friday, Carwash, The Warriors, City Of God, Clueless, The Color Purple, Kids, La Dolce Vita, Smile Orange, Donny Darko, Amos Peros, Clueless

Favorite TV Shows:

I don't really get a chance to wtch as much television as i'd like but my programmes of the moment are Sleeper Cell, Arrested Development, The Chapelle Show, Old Simpsons, Law & Order, Law & Order SPU, CSI (Vegas), Hey Arnold, Spongebob Squarepants, Girlfriends, Ricki Lake, Jerry Springer (pretty much any show that has DNA result tests) Entourage, and Prison Break (Wentworth Miller, can you say, yum!)

Favorite Books:

Piece Of Cake, Scar Tissue, Oliver Twist, George's Marvellous Medicine, Perfume, To Kill A Mockingbird, Matilda, In Cold Blood, Of Mice And Men, The Twits, A Christmas Carol, Hard Times, James & Giant Peach Great Expectations, Pride & Predjudice, Emma, BFG